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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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