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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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