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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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