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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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