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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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