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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Yoda eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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