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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rufus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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