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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jelly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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