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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Misty eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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