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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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