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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tilly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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