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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Lola eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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