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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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