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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻
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