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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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