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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Charlie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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