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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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