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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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