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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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