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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Akira eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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