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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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