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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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