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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hermoine eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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