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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Kirk eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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