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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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