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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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