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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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