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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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