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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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