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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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