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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Minnie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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