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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pepper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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