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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Champ eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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