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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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