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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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