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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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