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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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