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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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