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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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