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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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