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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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