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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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