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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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