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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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