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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Molly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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