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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻
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