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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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