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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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