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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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