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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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