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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺
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