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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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