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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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