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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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